Anna's Blog

bioshck:

kisu-no-hi:

I like to believe they had a happy life in another dimension,

that Booker got to see his Anna grow up there,  

that he got to hear her first words, see her first steps, 

and gave her the first dance at her wedding.

no that is not fair

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grimyboy:

i always get so many compliments on my blue eyes :)

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sherlokithemoose:

lounestaloki:

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

thewaywardswagabond:

iamtonysexual:

Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omg

I wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”

That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.

POST THE REST I AM HOOKED

This is the finest essay opening I’ve ever read.

i want to frame this 

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katorade27:

when you try to open a new box of cereal and it does this shitty thing

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quixotickiwi:

Despicable Me 2

#more like despicable me too

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tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

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sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

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raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

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outsetisland:

they came out in a thunderstorm to celebrate a garbage can

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hostrider:

arsenic—-katnep:

1eleven:

This is roxy lalonde.

And she can do this.

“well what is that?”

lets have jade explain it.

“So whats your point?”

My point is that roxy can make things that didn’t exist before begin existing.

“Jade just explained that”

well yes but what is the most fakest not realist thing of all dear reader?

“uhh”

And who loves wizards?

And majjyk?

whispers eridan into the wind

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supernaturalthreesome:

 See what a polite family I come from?

We’re very polite when we’re in front of people.

Cos in the green room now she was just like: “These fucking Australians.”

[x]

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“Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!”

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chancemaycrown:

silverdreaming:

ineedaconsultingdetective:

The Sexual Objectification Checklist

scientificinqueery:

scientificinqueery:

transformfeminism:

stfufauxminists:

isaywesay:

1. Does the image show only part(s) of a sexualized person’s body?

BMW

2. Does the image present a sexualized person as a stand-in for an object?

Four Loko

3. Does the image show sexualized persons as interchangeable?

Mercedes Benz

4. Does the image affirm the idea of violating the bodily integrity of a sexualized person who can’t consent?

Duncan Quinn

5. Does the image suggest that sexual availability is the defining characteristic of the person? 

American Apparel

6. Does the image show a sexualized person as a commodity that can be bought and sold?

Red Tape Shoes

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it’s worth it if I have because so many people get this wrong.

so gross

An excellent list with examples to better understand sexual objectification.

Putting this back on my blog because it’s important.

This rape society didn’t just come out of nothing

This is disgusting.

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paralalisteir:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

ive learned a lot today. bless this post

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shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

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